I was at a martial arts triple feature cinema on my birthday when she came in and dumped her popcorn on me

And that’s how I met my wife.

… what do you mean that was the plot to “true romance” and not a story that applies to me?!! Shut up 😒

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Classified · M

You're the inspiration to the plot of "true romance"? 🤩🤩

Not that I watched it. 😶

BillyMack · 46-50, M

You mean the 3 Ninjas movies where you got gum in your hair and the cute redhead smiled at you?

CaptainBard · 36-40, M

@BillyMack as long as you don’t tell me you’re a redhead or something

BillyMack · 46-50, M

@CaptainBard maaayyybee.

😘

calicuz · 56-60, M

Be honest, you paid the "under 12" price for your ticket, didn't you?

Judo chop to the neck?

mindstruggle · 31-35, F

Let me guess, you're wearing a Hawaiian shirt to the theater.

mindstruggle · 31-35, F

@CaptainBard
Soooo did you? 👀

CaptainBard · 36-40, M

@mindstruggle the world will never know

mindstruggle · 31-35, F

@CaptainBard
Oh I know. 😌

NIC0LE · F

...tsk tsk. 😐

NIC0LE · F

@CaptainBard will I? 🤔

CaptainBard · 36-40, M

@NIC0LE probably not 😒

NIC0LE · F

@CaptainBard sounds about right! 💅🏾

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

Obviously she did it on purpose. Couldn’t be she just didn’t see you there.

GoFish ·

lol

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