If men get blue balls what do women get?

blue ovaries...

it's much less noticeable

The house, the kids, half the money.

Vegan vagina.

It's meatless

Blue waffles. Duh

Pregnant

Tight lipped

Sahara vagina.

a good nights rest

Vacuum vagina

blue bean? 🤔

An ache that needs to be filled.

Leverage

Purple…

Apparently some sort of deviant pleasure for causing them...🤔

shriveled overies?.

sourpuss

Dick pics🤔

Bitter