Soon. Very very soon.

@Elessar Thank you for your sacrifice of a delicious meal!

@greensnacks I’m so sorry the stress of all this is getting to you. But if you like I can arrange for a few of my colleagues to put a nice facial serum together so your skin won’t show any signs of sleep loss. It takes about 12 snails per bottle to get the slime to peptide ratios right. So maybe get a nap in while… oh, sorry. Right.

@Matt85 yes, the giant African snail that eats over 500 species of plants. Sure, not medieval but certainly a darling of a threat. We will be friends.

@Bang5luts I've been known to eat green mambas myself.

@Peaceseeker123 The turtles are a private bunch. I don’t hear much from them, yet there are rumblings and they are not gentle.

@popmol Is hope you feel a proper level of fear. Nothing too over the to but enough to keep you on your toes around snails.

@nonsensiclesnail i'll always keep some salt on me for self defence!