Squirrel based business model

Phase 1: Establish brand recognition and loyalty

Scattering peanuts daily in my neighbor's yard

Phase 2: Geographic expansion

Gradually extend peanut scattering radially until my yard in included

Phase 3: Market capture

Cut off supply chain to neighbor's yard while maintaining a steady peanut supply in my yard

Phase 4: Squirrel acquisition

Leave my car door open and fill the interior with peanuts

Phase 5: Profit

Slam door shut when car contains a sufficiently large number of squirrels