I used too but it got to be a drag feeding him. I guess he's still down there? I haven't been to the basement in 3 months.

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Man? Not just a man. I support inclusivity.
Basement? No dude, it's a dungeon 🤦🏻‍♂

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1. I don’t have a basement.
2. I do not keep chains in stock.
3. I have known the occasional crazy man and to have one chained up in my basement is entirely unappealing.

I do have a man, but he’s not crazy nor is he chained up.

No never

No, I don't have any basement.

No i let them roam free in the wild also basements are outlawed here

No. My house has no basement, for a start!

no. which makes me increasingly suspicious that i am, in fact, said chained person

Metaphorically, sure.