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deadgerbil · 26-30, M
He just hung it in your home. I hope you have adequate accomodations
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@deadgerbil “the elephant” wasn’t a metaphor for you. Get out or I’m calling the police 😒
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@ShepherdBard it's this species! The Jurassic Park people brought it back from extinction and it's gonna live with you for the rest of its days
He's sitting on my purse 😤
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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@pripyatamusementpark I beg your pardon??
@ShepherdBard you heard me
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@pripyatamusementpark you seem to have forgotten who you’re talking to 🤨
Straylight · 31-35, F
People need to stop encouraging that precocious pachyderm.
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Straylight oh don’t tell me your one of those megatheriophobes 🙄
Straylight · 31-35, F
@ShepherdBard I got nothing against megafauna, I just wouldn’t want my kid dating one.
The penis is not a 'home'. Stop hanging your hat there 😒
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@BadAssTunaBotHoe gaeee
KingofBones1 · 46-50, M
And wherer he swings his trunk look out
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
I will as soon as he calms the hell down. 🤨
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@thepreposterouspanda he’s enjoying himself, let him be
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@thepreposterouspanda yea that much was obvious 🙄
calicuz · 56-60, M
But I love the awkward silence when I address the Elephant in the room. 🫠
Longpatrol · 31-35, M
BobbyMoeven · 51-55, M
What's the big fuss about . I mean the ugly deed has been done.
it was a bargain !!
it was a bargain !!