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TinyViolins · 31-35, M
Ducks seem like they have it made. They can fly, they can swim, they can hang out in parks all day, and they even get free bread. You also get to take a tropical vacation every winter. It's a pretty sweet life if you ask me
Mysterion619 · 26-30, M
@TinyViolins they can't fly properly though
TinyViolins · 31-35, M
@Mysterion619 They can make an 800 mile journey in less than a day. That's some pretty impressive flying if you ask me
Mysterion619 · 26-30, M
@TinyViolins I've never seen a duck flying more than a few metres
TinyViolins · 31-35, M
@Mysterion619 And that makes you a duck expert?
TinyViolins · 31-35, M
@Pikachu Yeah, but have you seen those penises? Those things are hung
Mysterion619 · 26-30, M
@TinyViolins calm down mate it's just a statement
TinyViolins · 31-35, M
@Mysterion619 Well then, you should probably refrain from making more of those until you can be sure you know what you're talking about