Addiction Counsellor

The government introduced an initiative
to provide free addiction counselling, so I signed up.
I went for a gambling problem and my incredibly beautiful
counsellor, it turns out, was also a sex-addiction counsellor.
We used to sit a foot apart and barely talk about gambling
and she would laugh and smile, in her short skirts and open-toed
shoes and by the time, my hour was up, I had to go home and touch myself profusely.

And I would think, was she double-dipping, cause I needed to join
her other group too.