Guys, I'm a failure!

You've succeeded at avoiding the biggest traps in life. Do you know many people are legally trapped in bad relationships? Have their lives dominated by their kids for 2 decades straight? How many people are struggling with their mortgages or stuck working jobs they hate but can't afford to leave? It's a lot.

At least you can shed the pounds. You can't exactly just waltz out of a marriage, dump your kids in the woods, or tell the bank to suck it.

Like, literally now?