Youwereexpectingajoke

About 2 or 3 minutes ago

Sure. I've gone beyond want and actually done it.

I'm not preordering it but I get the hype. I hope...

Aww 🥰🥰

From time to time. I spent most of my childhood in...

@Prettybratbi1tch Some men pay good money for...

@Prettybratbi1tch I don't feel pain but my penis...

Like this

@Prettybratbi1tch (Quote) Sounds painful 😳

I've done that once or twice. There was still a...

@Prettybratbi1tch My penis sometimes gets in the...

Someone blocked me once because she sent me an SW...

It doesn’t matter all that much really.

As someone who used to live in a place where his...

Once, that being right now. I thought I had been...

@CaptainBard Why would you do this? Now there...

@deadgerbil How awfully egotistical of you

Havoc, chaos, maybe some chicken nuggets

@empanadas A man of culture right here

@PiperMcLean Yeah. I joined EP in 2013. I wasn't...