WanderlustCat

Dark and bitter, like me.

Moscow mules

@faery this exact, eternity in an instant

Oblivion

Well where did you think the meat came from?

I have a lil kid. What is this “alone” you speak...

@hunkalove the only difference between a chickpea...

You still have a play areas in your mcdonalds?...

Urine a lot of trouble!

Real dads change diapers.

@Sidewinder im a native Winnipeger. We legit have...

Butterscotch

Tshirt and shorts usually

Stop sniffing the markers.

Runs With Scissors

The world would be a better place if we let it be...

They just built a Dairy Queen. Im gona get very...

I remember being just past the potty training...

Doctors that listen to you.

Yeah. That and “time heals all wounds.” Im...