WanderlustCat

“Just saying” no need to say it because you...

Have a wireless charger on my nightstand so it...

This is the first year we won’t be changing our...

@StrictMommyBarbara speak for yourself, im a...

@Sidewinder Damn i didn’t notice he was “The...

Social media. Its turning everyone into internet...

Theres nothing more antisocial than social media.

@Sidewinder I sware Robin Hood almost made me a...

Cyril Sneer

I can’t remember the last time i had a genuine...

Dark and bitter, like me.

Moscow mules

@faery this exact, eternity in an instant

Oblivion

Well where did you think the meat came from?

I have a lil kid. What is this “alone” you speak...

@hunkalove the only difference between a chickpea...

You still have a play areas in your mcdonalds?...

Urine a lot of trouble!

Real dads change diapers.