Pro tip: Whenever liberals criticize you about anything, just be like, "Well well well, I guess liberals aren't so tolerant after all."Then the liberals can't win. We ordinary Americans are much too smart for them.
Where's the option to disable dislikes on Youtube? I need it to prevent liberals from suppressing my freedom of speech.
Jeff Sessions made such a huge mistake when he recused himself.He knows Trump is innocent. If he were in charge of the investigation it would be over by now. Instead we have Mueller the ivory league liberal in charge of it. How can he call himself a man of the law when he's not even loyal to the President?
Now that we have Trump, Iran can say goodbye to their nuclear deal. Only terrorist-loving Democrats would renew a deal like that.
Some liberal on here just told me to go to a library.Like wtf, a library? What do you think I am, a liberal?
Now that hardworking Republicans are in charge of everything, Mitch McConnell was finally able to make the Senate work two extra weeks.The lazy Democrats want to take a whole month off, but it's not going to happen. Republicans are too productive and efficient for that.
Someday I want to be the Governor so I can close the beaches and have them all to myself.Maybe I'll invite Sarah Palin and Kid Rock too.
Why is lying in court still illegal when a cop does it? I'll tell you why, it's because of liberal lawmakers who don't think blue lives matter.
There's no reason for us ordinary Americans to show liberals evidence of the things we know are true.That would be a sign of weakness. When we refuse to show evidence, it sends a signal that says we're right.
At the deepest level a person's identity is just determined by their chromosomes.All this dumb crap like how a person "thinks" or "feels" is just a bunch of academic mumbo-jumbo made up by liberals trying to make themselves look productive. If you have common sense, then you'll think and feel that you should just accept the role...See More »
If being a transgender is okay then how do you explain the fact that I was raised to believe otherwise?Checkmate, liberals.
America's childhood education system is the best in the world because parents can keep their kids home and teach them whatever they want.That's how I got so smart. The only way it could be better is if they got rid of public schools altogether.
Legal immigration is too easy. America is the greatest country ever and living here is a privilege that needs to be earned.Unless you're a natural-born citizen, of course. We're entitled to live in America because we're better than everybody who was born somewhere else.
Isn't it cool how Trump gets his staff together to go on TV and say how great he is?It shows he's a strong leader who deserves nothing less than the utmost respect and loyalty. I hope he decides to extend the privilege to all Americans.
When people try to tell you "liberals are ordinary Americans too". 🙄Bullcrap. If they were ordinary Americans then they'd support Trump just like the majority of Americans who voted in the election.
My parents taught me common sense and everything I'll ever need to know about the real world.So whenever I don't understand something, then I know it doesn't apply to the real world so it doesn't matter anyway.
Dirty Liberal Trick #327: They ask what's your "definition" of something.If you find yourself victimized by this dirty trick, remember that definitions don't apply to the real world because they're just another academic system made up by ivory league liberals.
Social justice warriors are so stupid. Social injustice is so much better, because you get to step on those below you in the hierarchy.And it teaches you to respect those above you. Liberals don't understand the true meaning of respect.
Every day I thank God that my parents taught me all the right things. They saved me the trouble of ever questioning my beliefs.
When you call someone a racist, you're directly interfering with their freedom of speech.We need to pass a law against calling people racist. It's the only way to protect the First Amendment.
Have you heard the latest liberal bullcrap news story? Now they're saying Trump himself is officially under criminal investigation.Do they really think we won't see through that? We've been over this a thousand times already! Trump's not under investigation. Comey said it, Clapper said it, even Trump himself said it and we all know he wouldn't lie to the American people. It's...See More »