You got any beef about single life?Single you can be selfish of your time, money, space.... cancel plans, but shit you don't need and sleep like a damn starfish. I'm in. ๐
So.... By Intelligent design or what...?A monthly issue where as your body totally expects you to become pregnant EVERY damn month!! Then it choses violence when it doesn't. There isn't even an off-season. Just monthly rage against the machine.
You ever take all thereceipts out of your purse, stack them up and make a teeny tiny book entitled: This Is Why You're Broke As Shit? ๐ค
Your proctologist called with the lab results....Would the good news be that he's found your head ? ๐ค
Do people often ask you for relationship advice?I'm like...Hell...Ooo!! I sleep beside my unfolded laundry!! ๐ฎ
I always wonder [I Support My Local Farmer] How many people experience show girls On their way to 7-11 ? ๐ค
Do you feel that.....Hour long tangled up tequila tasty tongue swappin' Humpty hump make out sessions should indeed be deemed: Criminally Underrated Activity? ๐ค
You know what day it is!! You are hot and sticky sweet... from head down to your feet Spread love Pour Some Sugar on May. โค๏ธ
If I had a Pea Mobile Would you ride around town with me? Spread Whirled Peas, love....and maybe holla at dudes or something? ๐ค
Motivational thought of the day [I Am a Motivational Speaker]Have you crawled your way along enough? On your knees bowing to tragedy and apologizing till you're outta breath for not being on your feet? Be done with that biz' Feel what you feel. Hurt however the hell you hurt and collapse where you wish....See More ยป
If you say... "We'll see"....What are the chances % wise it ain't happenin:? I even toss in a " sounds like fun" for decoration. Still 100% not gonna happen ๐คทโโ๏ธ
"Go big or stay home"Really!? Has anyone ever underestimated your willingness to just go home? It's literally my main goal for most of the evening. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
You ever use " Damn that's crasy"! [I Get Bored]during a conversation, when rest assured you stopped listening five...six minutes ago? ๐ค
So ummm.....yeah...Anyone else feel like a lazy perfectionist with ADHD, PTSD, WTF...D and Chronic Fatigue who is still pretty chill Cept' for random panic attacks that loves their friends but hates people? Askin' for a fr...well... ๐
If you were subject to..." I can't sleep with a fan on"!Wouldn't a fair and just reply be " Good bye forever, bub...kick rocks" ? ๐ค
You ever allow those things you want and long for [I Am Grateful Today]to distract your gratitude for what you already have?
Have you ever looked back and blamed othersfor the road you're on in life.... When perhaps that road itself is your own asphalt? ๐ค