I Like Funny QuotesHas anyone ever checked their credit score and got a sad face emoji in place of the number? Asking for a friend.
I Love Funny SayingsBefore you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes
I Love Funny SayingsThere are no winners the day following a green beer, corned beef, and cabbage binge.
I Love Funny SayingsThere are many good reasons for drinking, One has just entered my head. If a man doesn't drink when he's living, How in the hell can he drink when he's dead?
I Love Funny SayingsI'm very sorry liver. Tomorrow is St Patrick's day, so you can file the restraining order monday
I Love Funny SayingsThe battery I jumped the other day has died. I apparently don't know my own strength.
I Love Funny SayingsYou know the YMCA dance is alot harder to do in traditional Chinese. YMCA: 基督教青年會
I Love Funny SayingsThe best part about daylight savings is that the clock in my car is correct again.
I Love Funny SayingsMy neighbor asked me why I carry a gun inside the house. I told him I was scared of the CIA. He laughed, I laughed, Amazon Echo laughed.
I Love Funny SayingsIts funny that people are upset with a gay character in a Disney movie but are perfectly fine with the beastiality.
I Love Funny SayingsThis insane lady with crazy road rage was yelling out her window at me this morning before work:"I'm gonna make your life a living hell!" I yelled back, "Funny, you don't look like my exwife."
I Love Funny SayingsI once saw a man at the beach yelling ”help shark help” I just laughed I know that shark wasn't going to help him.
I Love Funny SayingsLow Self Esteem Support Group will meet next Thursday at 7 p.m. Please use the back door.
I Love Funny Sayings(Search History] 1. Do raccoons like to cuddle? 2. What does rabies smell like? 3. I can't feel my face.
I Love Funny SayingsI tried killing a spider with a can of cheap hairspray. Now it smokes two packs a day, joined a bowling league, wears blue eye shadow and calls itself Brenda.
I Love Funny SayingsThe real St. Valentine was beaten, stoned and then beheaded. Now that would make one hell of a Hallmark card.
I Love Funny SayingsThanks to the Super Bowl, I use roman numerals at least once a year. Still more than I use algebra.
I Think Lyrics Can Say It Better Than WordsSometimes, I feel the fear of... Uncertainty stinging clear. And I can't help but ask myself how much I'll let the fear take the wheel and steer. It's driven me before, and it seems to have a vague, haunting mass appeal. But lately I'm beginning...See More »
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