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I Love Funny Sayings

This insane lady with crazy road rage was yelling out her window at me this morning before work:"I'm gonna make your life a living hell!" I yelled back, "Funny, you don't look like my exwife."

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NotASociopath · 26-30, M

If you miss your ex, reload, take three deep breaths, hold your breath, and aim again

TallMtnMan · M

So no steak through the heart?

MayRey · 56-60, F

Careful with the engaging now. Could be your future ex wife

TallMtnMan · M

Not a chance.

FurryFace · 61-69, M

lol

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