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I tried killing a spider with a can of cheap hairspray. Now it smokes two packs a day, joined a bowling league, wears blue eye shadow and calls itself Brenda.

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SirSukl · 70-79, M

[i][c=#BF0000]I'll trade ya one that rides a motorcycle for two with no teeth?

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lasergraph · 70-79, M

Lives in a trailer park and has been on two episodes of COPS

SW-User

LOL...Put a smile on my face,....

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