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I Love Funny Sayings

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Fantabulous · 46-50, F

For a moment I wanted to scratch.😂...blonde

UnsureForNow · 41-45, M

Sounds about right.
😏

Fantabulous · 46-50, F

@UnsureForNow: 🙄....lol

TallMtnMan · M

I wish you had, I think I would've laughed my ass off.

Carver · 31-35, F

*enthusiastically scratches in anticipation*

*sees the result*

Aww... :(

UnsureForNow · 41-45, M

Great! Now you owe me a new screen.

TallMtnMan · M

It's the same reason I don't read fortune cookies, that last one said, "Why bother?" Kinda anticlimactic.

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