Stay in Your LaneSo there is this new guy at work and for the past few months , he's been just an incredible douche canoe. I have been working on a project for a couple years now and it's been generating pretty good figures and I gave my estimated figures for this... See More »
Main ingredientAny recipe that features ketchup as the main ingredient isn't going to win any culinary awards
Being a mature adultYou know you have reached maturity when you buy a pill organzier separated out by days of the week. (1)
Feeling somewhat accomplishedI did a 30 minute workout today to a random YouTube video As I gasped for breath, my legs shaking and sweat pouring. I found out its an exercise video for senior citizens. A sign on the state of my fitness.
MOUNTAIN DEW PRODUCT DEVELOPMENT TEAMEverytime I go to the grocery store they release a new mountain dew flavor, lets keep our fingers crossed that they will start venturing into meat and cheese flavors.
Buying questionable items on AmazonI bought a replacement showerhead from Amazon and decided to read the instructions that made no sense. It instructed for me to make an "emotional" shower and to "tap" the water before using.
