Remember rollercoaster tycoon?Used to build that one shuttle rollercoaster and would set the speed as high as I could and it would launch people to their death. Thing exploded and people were too scared to ride it afterwards. Deleted it and started over again
How am I not 500lbs with all the junk I eat?I'm surprised considering all the junk food,take out ,and fast food I eat
Are you a horrible cook? This was supposed to be vanilla cake but I messed it up bad. Everything I make looks gross like that.
Why does nobody control their kids in a public setting?Holy shit I can't tell you how many times i had to slam on the brakes at work as to not completely bulldoze these kids whose parents let them run around. I'm afraid I'm going to get sued or fired someday for one of these kids slamming into me while...See More »
What color should I dye my hair?I seriously murdered my hair recently. I guess I bleached it too often and now it's super dry,breaking,and ratty looking
Do you have that one racist family member that gets on your nerves?My dad is pretty bad. I remember him taking my brother and I out to eat somewhere and there was this young black kid walking down the sidewalk. My dad made the comment on how that kid was out in the sun for too long and got burnt. That's mild...See More »
Anybody else find this slightly creepy? These hearts always weirded me out From this book. Used to look at it all the time when I was a kid. Lots of other strangeness in it
How my time do you give yourself to get ready for work?15 mins or so. Just throw my uniform on and go because I don't care
Should blasting country music be made a felony?Got a neighbor who loves doing that when he works outside
Classy right?Got flipped off by some chick because I got to the atm first. Never mind the fact that she entered in backwards to begin with. She purposely circled around to glare at me and flip me off.
What is it with every dude on the planet getting this hairstyle these days? 90% of the time when I have had an interaction with someone with that hair they have been royal douche canoes. I can throw a rock and hit 10 dudes with that hair
Can old people drive any slower?Holy Toledo I know they are retired and have nowhere in particular to 've but damn dude gas pedal use it
If I'm an old hag these days how am I taking in decent tips lately?I've been doing fairly well the past few days
I Don't Threaten, I PromiseI told my little brother and any of our friends that if they ever did any drugs I would beat their asses. I don't want to lose anyone to that garbage. I know people get on my about my smoking but I don't want to see anyone I care about destroy...See More »
What is the meanest/weirdest thing a stranger has ever said to you?GOt told I looked like a heroin addict by a guy at a gas station. Too bad I don't mess with that stuff pal
Why are Sunday church crowds such vile people?They come into where I work make a mess,get loud,act like they own the place,treat us like dogs,don't tip and are impatient and demanding like damn people stay at home if you can't act decent in public towards other people
Did your parents make you get photos done for senior year?Everytime I go visit my parents I get to stare at those monstrosities.
Could you dad beat up all the other kids dads?Taking it back to elementary school with the classic "my dad can beat up your dad" argument. Honestly my dad would probably get his ass handed to him
Why do people even care if others smoke?You should see the looks I get out and about when I decide to light one up
Doesn't it annoy you when that one person keeps talking and won't shut up?It's like dude stfu nobody wants to listen. I'm getting a lot better at tuning people out and just going yeah or uh huh every so often
Why is bleaching your hair a pain to maintain?Everytime I turn around the darn roots are shining through. Never turns out the same twice. One time it turned out highlighter yellow and I wanted to yell
Is it wrong to lie about your heritage?Normally if someone asks I tend to substitute israeli for Italian or Greek. I don't want people to go ugh middle eastern and automatically assume things about me