I hate when people say shit like “oh don’t give homeless people money, they’re just gonna buy drugs with it.”Please shut up, as someone who has bought drugs in their lifetime, I can ASSURE you that they don’t cost 3 dollars man.
Spent the last 4 years of my life studying chemistry, just so that I can spend the next 6 realizing that I don’t know anything about chemistryHey, at least I can make pretty kickass perfume dupes
I love it when people are assholes because then it’s my turnI am full of rage, so if you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me
Please do not ask me what my plans for the future are, I’m quite literally still not convinced that I am a real person
Anyone else get irrationally angry at the most random and innocent things?You guys, I can’t explain it, but every time someone says “oops” or “whoops” unironically, I get the urge to commit an act of treason
I will never wrap my head around the fact that there are real people out there with 5 year plansLike I just roll out of bed every morning and basically flip a coin.
I have a theory that the pope wears that big hat because Jesus is secretly under there controlling him Ratatouille styleI’m also high
*gently blows a kiss to all the spirits in the room*Please don’t knock anything down, I live here. Thx babes.
Rappers love making people feel guilty for no reason at allThey always pull some “You were in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry” type shit. Like damn okay, my bad.
I hate when people are like “so tell me about yourself”Like what do you want? My favorite color or my drug of choice? Let’s be specific.
I sometimes like to jump into random arguments and say “you’re both wrong” without elaboratingLike, I may have no idea what they are bickering about, but it’s fun to mess with people
Getting an eye exam is such a humbling experience.Like I’m sorry, I do not in fact know what that letter is