Lost:Favorite rusty old tin can. Mostly rusty. Only slightly smashed. If found please return to the tipi.
I Come In PeaceFor I am the chosen prophet of Eggfart. No obeisance required. She doesn't judge, punish, or command us. Good, and bad are human distinctions. Marijuana smokers do get preferential treatment, since the smoke closely mimics the smell of divine...See More »
I Hate Being Judged By People That Dont Even Know MeUnless I can turn their small mindedness against them. Lately: "Repent. It's the end of the world!" Me: "Ever heard the story about the boy who cried wolf?"
I Like to ReadEdward Abbey is one author that has inspired me on a daily basis. I wish I could have a camp out with me, him, H.D. Thereou( never can remember how to spell that), and Mark Twain. Imagine the campfire conversation would be sacrilegious, and border...See More »
I Believe Somethings Have to Be Believed to Be SeenThe universe is one gigantic eggfart, and we are just the fleas crawling around on the butt crusties. Prayer is actually a form of intergalactic communication that is faster than light. In the past prayer, the piteous whining of humans, brought...See More »