I Believe Somethings Have to Be Believed to Be Seen

The universe is one gigantic eggfart, and we are just the fleas crawling around on the butt crusties. Prayer is actually a form of intergalactic communication that is faster than light. In the past prayer, the piteous whining of humans, brought aliens to us. Something,now, that goes unanswered. Praise Eggfart!