LordShadowfire

@Matt85 I think you're hot.

@Wireman Okay, you know what? I've made a New...

What it is, is that people are allergic to other...

@swirlie We may never know, lol.

Those are all absolutely beautiful.

@swirlie Most people who say they aren't into...

@ineedadrink Hipsters, judging by how much they're...

@eli1601 That was a joke. But seriously, though,...

@eli1601 Well, that's a load off my mind, But I'd...

@eli1601 Would it help if I apologized for being...

@CountScrofula That's the thing. I try very hard...

Yeah, I get it. Nothing ever happens. Right?...

@eli1601 You're not actually going to read that,...

I'm flattered, but I thought you were on the side...

@AbsolutelyFabulous @bijouxbroussard I'm just...

@AbsolutelyFabulous "Did you go alone?"

I literally lol'd at "Oh, no, I've never been...

@luckranger71 Probably not. You got these hipsters...

Yeah, I am. If anything's undamaged when I go,...

Portland doesn't even make the top 20? Seriously,...