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David Attenborough. Michael Caine, Jane Goodall,...

@LaurenRae And now you know you're far from ugly.

You're not ugly at all. Have you seen Lauren...

Teeth.

@SilentObZerver 😁

@SilentObZerver I didn't tho?

Savage Garden.

Looks delish!

I undertsand, sorry you went through that 🫂

Thank fuck I've never met Andrew in real life. I'd...

Related to me somehow but I could do with more...

I don't know if better but I think civic order

Street Sharks was awsome but my personal favourite...

*rubs butter over my nipples* ribbit baby ribbit

It's outrageous there's so many syllables

You got injured? There's a mark on your head.

Not me but my nieces were forbidden to watch...

@emiliya Going by what very very very little I...