I hate the bizarre facebook arguments my friends get intoAlways seems to happen on Sunday evenings. This time the topic was circumcision. Disgusting. No way in hell is somebody mutilating my son's tallywhacker.
Why are men still allowed to drive?Nearly got run over for the second time today. Some idiot blasting down the road with a huge goofy grin on his face. No lanes for him, only the open road. smdh
Did something big happen w/North Korea yesterday?One of my friends is on facebook crying and saying the bombs are about to drop and the big one is about to hit. He's a prepper and has this big bunker up on his property and he's running around getting it ready in between ranting on facebook. WTF... See More »
Have you ever been accosted by a creep?My sister took her kids to the park to play one day and this raggedy homeless person ran up to her screaming "IM GONNA TOUCH YOUR KIDS"
*Pushes you down the stairs**Pushes a piano down, then a bucket of nails and a clown* Bro, it's just a prank!
Has this ever happened to you?Aliens always seem to pay the strangest visits to people. What could they want out of us? Are we just dumb animals for them to experiment on? (1)
How would you tell someone to get help for seeing helicopters and gremlins?My dad says that he keeps seeing a black helicopter outside his bedroom window. Then he is convinced that little goblins are following him home from work and sneaking around outside the house. So obv. he needs help but I'm not sure how to bring it... See More »
What if you went to talk to your friend..And when they turned around they had a rabbit's head/face???
My gramps had a semi truck accidentHe used to be a truck driver working between Texas and Colorado, Oklahoma and Cali. He even named his truck "Old Broadside". Well one day he was making a haul somewhere when he had a seizure and passed out with his foot on the gas. He ended up... See More »
My dog scratches at the door every night at the same time.I'd have to get out of bed and let him in. I stopped letting him in once he died though.
Have you ever had a weird phone call in the night?I had a really old sounding lady call me up and ask what I tasted like, and then I think she started clicking her dentures really loud. Fricking weird
You guys weren't joking about the plums.They kicked in. The neighbors are having soup for breakfas that's for sure
My younger brother is a "beta" maleHe gets bossed around by his girlfriends. Kind of angers me how quick ppl are to take advantage of weak people.
Well it looks like Pokemon has killed again.Some guy crashed through a convenience store downtown today while playing that. I knew it was going to happen.