I want to change my name to Sizzler Danger McTavish

@TheCoolestCat It's vital information that you needed to know. You're welcome.

Sounds like a good name to me! Though maybe add a Jr. to the end, then you can always have the possibility of exciting confrontations with dear old dad.

thecoolestcat I was sure you were dead by now

I checked the DMV... already taken :/

Great porn name

adult actress?

Sizzler.....damn...

so?