Anyone good at massages? My whole upperbody is on fireHeavy physical labour in 30 degree heat was a dumb idea
I walked into my neighbour bathroom lightbulb and broke it with my big dumb head.Absolutely liability 😔
I have completely messed up my suggested social media posts by pausing to look at the salacious stories
"You shouldn't let your woman drink from a pint glass. Its unladylike"Get in the bin you clown with spaghetti hoops for brains. Absolutely baffling that people like that still exist.
Its amazing how many of my friends ended up dating or marrying people who do not fit their usual "type"Except me. I've been super predictable with my partners for 20 years lmao
Tall guy annoyances #17: Hotel showers built into the wall are at chest level and i have to kneel to wash my hair. Hotel mirrors are also chest level.
What item of clothing do you wish you owned?I want a new tailored suit or some skinny charcoal jeans that dont look weird
Ohhhhh he was bragging. Im a little slow.She was excited to go to Bravissimo and had to buy you an o nut. I can now read between the lines 🥴