What naps are the most satisfying?I reckon for me it would be Gingers-naps. Because I am not at the stage of Granpa - naps 😀
I was at the supermarket todaythere was a guy stationary at the yoghurt section, talking on the phone. Funny listening to him. He would say a few words, listen, then go, yep yep yep yep yep. 😄 Say a few words again, listen to a response and go yep yep yep yep yep. This was... See More »
Stepped on my scale this morning...and it said, "please use social distancing, one person at a time." 😆
Can you share a nonsense one liner?I bought a head of lettuce from a Mama and Papas store...can't eat it 🎶 cuz all the leaves are brown..🎶
Will you ponder this?Smoking will kill you Copious Bacon will kill you But smoking bacon will cure it
I think it might be time for you to have a hair cut.In 1964, the President of the UK National Federation of Hairdressers offered a free haircut to the next group to reach the top of the Pop chart. He was quoted as saying, "The Rolling Stones are the worst, one of them looks as if he's got a feather... See More » (1)
