Stepped on my scale this morning...and it said, "please use social distancing, one person at a time." 😆
Can you share a nonsense one liner?I bought a head of lettuce from a Mama and Papas store...can't eat it 🎶 cuz all the leaves are brown..🎶
Will you ponder this?Smoking will kill you Copious Bacon will kill you But smoking bacon will cure it
I think it might be time for you to have a hair cut.In 1964, the President of the UK National Federation of Hairdressers offered a free haircut to the next group to reach the top of the Pop chart. He was quoted as saying, "The Rolling Stones are the worst, one of them looks as if he's got a feather... See More » (1)
Just now noticed an April Fools Day prank?Not sure if prank is the right word. Australian TV station - SBS - is showing the movie - Groundhog Day, five times in a row. From 3pm until 12.30am. What a weird thing to do. Also noticed the message at the top of this page; New Use Telepathy to... See More »
Almost New Years againDo you know that New Years is only 315 days 12 hours 2 minutes and 50, 49, 48, 47, 46.....
