I Have Very Strict ParentsAs a man all I wanted to do was have a long lie-in. Nope, I've been forced out of bed to be polite to visitors. No seats left in the living room so I'm sat on the floor in my pjs with my little cousin watching TV.
I Love My ParentsBut I think they might be trying to kill me. Randomly got new pillows on my bed, old ones gone. I woke up in the middle of the night with my eyes and nose streaming and my throat closed and struggling to breath. I was panicking all over my room until...See More »
I Have a BrotherI have three younger brothers but I am unfortunate enough to be the smallest of us. It was/is a pain to me made to do stuff for them.
I Wear My Pyjamas All Day SometimesWhen I was 11 I had some childish pjs. They were lovely pjs with monkeys on them that according to the label, I should have grown out of when I was 7. Lucky for me I was short and able to enjoy them longer :)
I Have A Birthday Every YearI have a good memory of being taken to the football on my birthday by my grandad when I was little. As usual I was dressed in my full replica strip, grandad carried me on his shoulders up the steps to the turnstiles. He put me down to go in, and held...See More »
I Love Blade RunnerDO NOT WATCH BLADE RUNNER 2049! IT IS ABSOLUTE SH*TE! 2:43 OF MINDLESS CRAP. THE SCENES ARE SO LONG AND BORING IT WAS LIKE WATCHING OLD STYLE PHOTO FILM DEVELOPE. MOST OF THE BUDGET ON THIS FILM MUST HAVE BEEN SPENT ON REVIEW CRITICS BRIBES. IF YOU...See More »
I Hate BedtimeThe worst thing about sharing a room with my youngest brother was having to share the same bedtime. My other brothers went to bed later than us in their own room. This really stung the most on Christmas Eve when we were all very excited and still had...See More »
I Almost Set My Kitchen On FireI saw a fire in my street last night. It was in their kitchen. No one was harmed thankfully. But I do wonder what they were cooking/burning at 5am. Lots of people were out in the street in their pjs watching. I was one of them. Now everyone knows I...See More »
I Have An Invisible DisabilityThe cold is annoying. It cripples my hands and makes it painful to move my fingers. After warming up it takes a good half hour to an hour for the pain to go away. It's frustrating having to ask someone to unzip my coat after being outside for...See More »
I Miss My GrandmaI have just remembered falling over and skinning my knee when I was four. I remember crying and grandma stopping pegging out the clothes on the line and coming to my aid. She comforted me and kissed it better, then we went to get the obligatory...See More »
I Like My CousinI have just been visited by my younger cousin. I used to call him my "little" cousin but he is not so little any more! Now I am the 'little' cousin. He is 11 and bigger than me now!