Happy VE Day (2)!Peace to all 🇬🇧🇲🇫🇮🇹🇩🇪🇷🇺😀 Sorry Germany, I accidentally picked Belgium's before, but I meant you. 😅
I Am ShortArgument with younger cousin - "you can't tell me what to do you're not old enough" "yes I am" "no you're not you're too small" 😔 5 foot club. Small and weak.
I Have Sleeping RitualsI remember when I was little on Christmas eve my brothers and I would all be put in the bath at once and scrubbed ready for Santa coming. We were far too excited to go to bed or sleep so playing with boats in the bath would be drawn out. We would all...See More »
I Miss My GrandadI had a dream last night that involved my grandad taking me to watch the football. He dressed me in my replica kit, took my hand and led me to the terraces. I wish I could be 9 again and go back and do that again for real.
I Have Embarrassing Childhood MemoriesWhen I was being looked after at my stepmum's friends' house, Seska always bathed me with her son even when he was 9 and I was 14. She often told me that I looked like a little boy and acted like one. So she treated me like one.
I Am Very Small For My AgeYou know you're small when a senile relative asks who's going to babysit you.
I Have SiblingsI used to be close to my brothers when we were little, but now we're not. I regret this. Does anyone else wish they were still close to their siblings?
I Hate Annoying Commerical JinglesWhy do I keep hearing Popeye's theme tune? Someone plays it every weekday round here.
I Have a Little BrotherEven though I'm oldest, I have always been smallest and treated as the little brother. With various developmental delays I remember being 15 and my brothers were 14,13,12 roughly, but I looked 10/12. My best friend Tom came to visit me while our...See More »
I Had An Embarrassing MomentI was in the back seat of our car with my cousin. I heard him giggling and didn't know the reason. I asked "what's funny?" and he reached over and flicked my tent pole I didn't realise I had. I could have killed him! I got him back though.
I Want To Go Through A Car Wash - Without A Car -If I owned a car wash it would be called Mike Hunt wash.
I Enjoy British TelevisionThank God they've got rid of the fourth and fifth presenters of Food Unwrapped. I couldn't understand them and they were boring as ****.
I Have Embarrassing Childhood MemoriesWhen I was 12 or 13 my grandma took me out for a walk on a hot summer afternoon. Grandad was having a sleep in bed. I held her hand as I usually did. Other kids would have been embarrassed to be holding her hand at my age, but being smaller than...See More »