three days into a weekend job delivering pizzas, and here is what I've found:Poor people tip better. Figure that out.
one day with you people is enough to drive man insane...Why would you willingly submit yourself to this torture... Oh who am I kidding i love u guys.
which member is most likely an alien?Odds have it, there is at least one extra terrestrial being spying on us.. so which one of you is it?
no, instant mash potatoes do not taste like home made mashed potatoes.Idc how good you are at getting that milk/flakes ratio just right... It's not the same..
what other food combinations are out there that haven't been tried?Deep fried curry chicken? Brawtworst stir fry?
I don't know why we haven't been rolling our pizzas into burritos for centuries now... this is the perfect mix of Latino and Italian culture
lessons from an idiot:Most of us don't care about character or personality... Most of us just give a damn about the presentation of a person .. change the way you look.. and people will treat you differently. Even if your personality stays the same
I Feel Sometimes It Is All About PerspectiveI like climbing on roofs. There is a point where you find yourself at the height of the branches and trees, and the ground almost disappears beneath you view. The fullness of the trees makes it hard to see through, and in those spots, at those...See More »
ive been trying to get ahold of my birth certificate for a job, and the clerk's office sent me an email saying they didnt have my birth on file..Apparently I was nv born. How am I here!?