Did the Beetles change their name to the Beatles because they had ridiculous haircuts when they were called the Beetles?
Have you noticed that death isn`t the handicap it used to be in the olden days?It doesn`t screw your career up like it used to. Channel 27 have a hologram reading the news. Groovy, funky Channel 27.
Do you sing `on an asteroid excavating for a mine lived an old plutonium miner & his daughter Clementine` while hooning around on a 3-wheeler?
Please rush me my portable walrus polishing kit. Four super brushes to tackle even the trickiest of sea-bound mammals.Yes, I am over 18, although my IQ isn`t.
If you went away for 3 million years & forgot to switch off the bathroom light before you left, how much would your electric bill be?
If you eat roast beef eleven times in your life, would you say you constantly eat roast beef, or would you say it was a rare, nay, freak occurrence?
Do you believe there`s a perfectly logical explanation for everything, with the possible exception of little Jimmy Osmond?
Are you guilty of smeg-bleating?Definition of `smeg-bleating` - deliberately baffling people by using words & phrases they are not familiar with. Do you do this often?
Why is Arkansas pronounced `Arkansaw`? Conversely, why isn`t it spelled `Arkansaw` if they want to pronounce it that way?
Why do some people proclaim they have `freedom of speech` & then forget that such freedom gives others the freedom to disagree with them?Why do they think that freedom only applies to those who agree with them & put others down when they don`t? That is not freedom of speech, it`s `freedom` to be an annoying ass. How come some people can`t see that?
If I told you other people are allowed to disagree with you, would you report me to the F.B.I. for threatening you?
If you dated the Duke of Lincoln`s eldest daughter, would you still refer to her as `Me bird` in an obviously Liverpudlian accent?
