Does your toaster sing `Fly Me To The Moon` as well as greeting you with `Howdy Doodly Doo`?

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Mine is instrumental "Light My Fire"

Keepitsimple · 51-55, F

Mine is more like “we didn’t start the fire”.

DaveLister · 56-60, M

@Keepitsimple Nice one! :)

Keepitsimple · 51-55, F

@DaveLister It’s a good day when I don’t smoke my kitchen up 😂

Mine says
You're too happy this morning
let me ruin it for you and burn your bread

KA9ha · 31-35, M

Nooo.. it just clicks and hands over four brownies to me for butter application

SwampFlower · 31-35, F

My toaster doesn't sing. 😭

DaveLister · 56-60, M

@SwampFlower Does it talk? Does it say `Howdy Doodly Doo` when you walk in the room?

SwampFlower · 31-35, F

@DaveLister No! Where are you people getting such friendly appliances?

DaveLister · 56-60, M

@SwampFlower Talkie Toaster was a birthday present if I remember correctly.

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