You ever wander off to that happy place?Where earned throat punching is encouraged? And there's puppies and free cake?
Uplifting Sunday... [I Like Quotes]" I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass" David Lee Roth ๐๐ค
As part of your fitness routine do you include crunches?I like Captains in the morning usually... Throw in a Nestle's round midday. Semi pro mind you. ๐ช
Wanna drop a slice of bread together?That which separates us by time and miles will briefly become a friendly sammich. ๐
If two past lovers can remain friends... [I Like Psychology Books]Are you more apt to believe they are still in love.... Or that they never were? ๐ค
You know.... You befriend a user here...Then you discover they've opted to deactivate their account due to keyboard tough guys. Typing all that shit you'd never have the courage to say to say to someone's face. Bullshit weak ass punks. Damn shame. ๐
In terms of your retirement plan...Ever consider finding a nest in the hills? Chill like Flint? Hell, buy an old drop top and spot to pimp? ๐๐ค
Have you been blastin' an laughin' so long that....even your mamma thinks that your mind is gone? ๐
Were you taught to never get in a car with a stranger??Or that meeting people online might not be safe? About to call an Uber, and hop in an Internet strangers car.
Do you like potatoes?They be shining in French fries, chips, vodka. Bakem' ..mash'em...Shoot them outta gun. !! It's as though other veggies are just simply not trying really.
Have you ever needed to purchase something you had no idea existed ?What the Sam Shit House is a carburetor!!? 209$!!?? Feel like I just bought a Mystery Box off the dark web ๐ฅบ
A simple Tuesday Morning Reminder:To all of the fabulous ladies on SW... Regardless of our daily strife, challenges or weak links in the chain of our mood swing... YOU...yeah, You....Are a Goddess!! Shine that light and carry on about your bad ass self!! #cuzyoureaboss โค๏ธ โ๏ธ...See More ยป