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BarryKlob

41-45, M

United States

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I'm Barry. Very Barry.

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I Think Tattoos Are Art

Of course they are. Still haven't gotten ink, but been considering it for a long time.

I Will Post One Word

I Have Green Eyes

Pale green eyes, but how they appear varies widely depending on the lighting.

I Like Video Game Music

Yes, I am this nerd.

I Will Post Three Words

Esoteric digestive malady

I Love Getting Messages In My Inbox

As long as they're pictures of Lanny McDonald's mustache.

So, who's watching the game?

I Like Animals More Than Some People

Especially cows. Cows taste waaaaaaayyyyyyyy better than people.

I Believe In Ghosts

Nah. If ghosts were real women's showers would be the most haunted places on Earth, not secluded, run down houses.

I Use Music Lyrics To Explain My Feelings

I would, but nobody believes that to do this I only need to know the chorus to Nine Inch Nails "Closer"

I Will Answer Any Question You Dare Ask

Now, ask me anything. I'll answer most anything. Feel free to PM questions at your leisure.

I Like Creative Writing

I write creatively myself.

I Love To Write Horror Stories

It's one of my more recent diversions, but I've been writing more horror lately than anything else. A lot of Lovecraftian influence in my stories.

I Want Super Powers

One time at work a co-worker asked "If you had super powers would you use them for good or evil?" I replied "Depends on the power." "It doesn't matter." "Sure it does." "It could be anything, it could be super sleeping." "That's not a super power. ....

I Am a Curious Person

And not only am I curious, but I LOVE to pry.

I Im A Lone Wolf

I get the impression that this group isn't actually for fans of the Lone Wolf book series.

I Believe In Platonic Love

In truth, I consider myself almost something of a serial platonicist. It's not unusual for me to have intense, deep friendships for times with other people to the point where they become central to my life. It's not a romantic love and there's...

I Will Answer Almost Any Question You Dare Ask

There's a good chance I'll answer them.

I'll Keep Your Secret

Sure. But really, are your secrets really that secret till they get the PM system up and running?

I Want You to Write a Ten Word Story

My dead mother is on my television screen. It's unplugged.

I Like Movie Quotes

"How come God hogs up all the good followers, and we're left with the retards?" -Spawn

I Have An Enemy

I have an enemy for life. And the most glorious thing ever is that I got to watch him self-destruct before the entire country.

Just some time to myself every now and again. It's not glorious, but I was always kind of a loner and living a life surrounded by family all the time does leave a bit of desire for the good old days.

I Love A Meaningful Quote

“The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.” Laurence Peter

I've been writing since I was 15. I tend to dabble in humor, and horror/sci-fi type stories.

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