I Love Chuck Norris JokesChuck Norris has to sleep with a night light. It's not because he is afraid of the dark. It's because dark is afraid of him.
I Love Chuck Norris JokesWhen the zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't worry about surviving. The zombies do! ๐๐
I Love Chuck Norris JokesChuck Norris isn't that powerful; there's no way that he could teleport next to me right now a smash my face against my keybojehrhhfhcyeuqjnj73772/isi8wiwjj..e ,uj,ksjwp';nsj ๐
I Love Chuck Norris JokesOne time, Chuck Norris ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills; they made him blink. ๐
I Love Chuck Norris JokesHopefully UnicornSparkles isn't on right now. Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare, he only eats unicorns.
I Love Chuck Norris JokesChuck Norris died. Death just hasn't built up enough courage to tell him yet. XD