I Love Chuck Norris Jokes Hopefully UnicornSparkles isn't on right now. Chuck Norris likes his...

SW-User

😭

Brooksy · 41-45, M

Oh.... UnicornSparkles.... I thought you were sleeping in this morning.

Maggimay · 46-50, F

Mine favourite Chuck one is

Chuck Norris simply walks into Mordor

GlassDog · 46-50, M

Haha! My favourite is: Chuck Norris can deliver a roundhouse kick with such force and pressure that he can turn you into an industrial diamond.

Mahjack · 31-35, M

Too much cholesterol

Brooksy · 41-45, M

haha!

SW-User

😂

Hahaha :)

Doran10 · 80-89, M

I like it

SW-User

"Chuck Norris once masturbated in a salvage yard"....is the first line of the Optimus Prime birth story.

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