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I Love Chuck Norris Jokes

One time, Chuck Norris ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills; they made him blink. 😂

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Chuck Norris was the world's fastest kicker.
He could kick 3 times in one second in the 70s.
I saw him in a Bruce Lee movie and they were fighting each other in the "The way of the Dragon".

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Pfuzylogic · M

@Micromint: It was such an awesome match watching the Masters go at it. If I remember correctly even Kareem Abdul Jabbar busted a few martial arts moves with his incredibly long limbs!

Micromint · 41-45, F

@Pfuzylogic: yes he did. He was a little tall for kungFu. I'd love to see Bruce Lee and Jet Lee spar. That would be a dream come true.
My favorite part is when Bruce rips Chucks chest hair out! 😹

Pfuzylogic · M

@Micromint: 😂 You are a true cat lover!
I remember that scene now. You aren't one to forget details, very cool!

AdaXI · T

Chuck Norris once won The World Series of Poker holding nothing more than the 4 of diamonds and a 50 dollar bill from a monopoly set the whole time.
乂^◡^乂

JohnnySpot · 56-60, M

@AdaXI

JohnnySpot · 56-60, M

vetguy1991 · 51-55, M

Chuck Norris can eat one Lay's potato chip

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