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I Love Chuck Norris Jokes

One time, Chuck Norris ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills; they made him blink. 😂

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Chuck Norris was the world's fastest kicker.
He could kick 3 times in one second in the 70s.
I saw him in a Bruce Lee movie and they were fighting each other in the "The way of the Dragon".

Micromint · 41-45, F

Omg! That is my all time favorite movie. I watch it like every other Sunday. It's so funny. I think it's awesome that Bruce Lee trained Chuck Norris's and in that movie they actually sparred.

Pfuzylogic · M

@Micromint: It was such an awesome match watching the Masters go at it. If I remember correctly even Kareem Abdul Jabbar busted a few martial arts moves with his incredibly long limbs!

Micromint · 41-45, F

@Pfuzylogic: yes he did. He was a little tall for kungFu. I'd love to see Bruce Lee and Jet Lee spar. That would be a dream come true.
My favorite part is when Bruce rips Chucks chest hair out! 😹

Pfuzylogic · M

@Micromint: 😂 You are a true cat lover!
I remember that scene now. You aren't one to forget details, very cool!