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I Love Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris has to sleep with a night light. It's not because he is afraid of the dark. It's because dark is afraid of him.
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wildbill83 · 41-45, M
Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land...
SW-User
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
NiteRaven93 · 31-35, M
@SW-User lol
Sammyk · F
There’s loads of chuck Norris facts on YouTube
wildbill83 · 41-45, M
@HoraceGreenley 'cept for the fact that he was born on March 10, 1940...
HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M
@wildbill83 Don't let the facts get in the way of a good joke
Fernie · F
@HoraceGreenley you flatter yourself Horace
NiteRaven93 · 31-35, M
Fernie · F
ha! He's silly

 
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