I Like Stupid JokesWhat's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? ~Its butt! xD What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish? ~This tastes funny! What is invisible and smells carrot? ~Rabbit farts. xD What do you... See More »
I Like Stupid JokesI would like to diagnose and treat children with illnesses, but only based on my knowledge of medical science which I gathered from random people online. I want to be a Wikipediatrician. 😁
I Like Stupid Jokes*WAYNE MANOR* Alfred: "Master Bruce, the newspapers are here." Bruce: "So, Alfred? Is it working? Are they talking about me yet?" Alfred: "Um.. yes... but..." Bruce: "But.. what? Give me those." *Looks through the headlines* Bruce: "What the... See More »
I Like Stupid JokesBatman: "Tell me... do you bleed?" Superman: "Yeah, all the time. Why?" Batman: "Er.. b.. because you will." Superman: "I JUST said that.. sheesh. Okay. Fine. How?" Batman: "I..um.. I can't tell you that." Superman: "Ooookay, dude. Whatever."... See More »
I Like Stupid JokesJoe: "This is bullshit." Sam: "What?" Joe: "This Black Widow chick. It's typical Hollywood bullshit." Sam: "Why? What's wrong with her?" Joe: "What's WRONG with her?? First of all, this chick isn't black! And they don't explain how she's a widow... See More »
I Like Stupid JokesJoe: "My neighbor has a unicorn. A beautiful one. It's not even your average unicorn. This one's brown and doesn't have that horn on the forehead." Sam: "That's a horse, Joe. Stop making shit up." Joe: "I'm not making anything up! You take that... See More »
I Like Stupid JokesDid you get your pants at 50% off? Cus if you come at my house, they're gonna be 100% off.
