I Like Stupid Jokes

*WAYNE MANOR*

Alfred: "Master Bruce, the newspapers are here."

Bruce: "So, Alfred? Is it working? Are they talking about me yet?"

Alfred: "Um.. yes... but..."

Bruce: "But.. what? Give me those."

*Looks through the headlines*

Bruce: "What the hell! Mothman striking fear among Gotham criminals?? MOTH man?!"

Alfred: "Er.. yes, sir. It would seem Gotham's criminals are not good with their zoology."

Bruce: "This is beyond annoying! After all that work we put into the suit.."

Alfred: "I understand, sir."

Bruce: "That's it. I'm just gonna have to spell it out for these creeps."

Alfred: "Spell it out, sir?"

Bruce: "Yeah. Next time...I'll just look them in the eyes and say it out loud. I'M BATMAN!"