I Like Stupid Jokes
Joe: "My neighbor has a unicorn. A beautiful one. It's not even your average unicorn. This one's brown and doesn't have that horn on the forehead."
Sam: "That's a horse, Joe. Stop making shit up."
Joe: "I'm not making anything up! You take that back!"
Sam: "Nope."
Joe: "You know what? Fine! I was going to show you the baby dragon I found. Poor thing doesn't even have wings, and it can't breathe fire yet either. Now you don't get to see it!"
Sam: "That's a horse, Joe. Stop making shit up."
Joe: "I'm not making anything up! You take that back!"
Sam: "Nope."
Joe: "You know what? Fine! I was going to show you the baby dragon I found. Poor thing doesn't even have wings, and it can't breathe fire yet either. Now you don't get to see it!"