I Like Stupid Jokes

What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield?
~Its butt! xD


What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
~This tastes funny!


What is invisible and smells carrot?
~Rabbit farts. xD


What do you call a Bee who is having a bad hair day?
~A FrisBee!


Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
~Because the 'P' is silent. xD


"Could you please call me a taxi?"
"You're a taxi." xD


What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
~Dam! xD


What did the traffic light say to the car?
~"Don't look, I'm changing!"


What do sharks say when something radical happens?
~JAWESOME! xD


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