Have you any savings?

Q: “Do you have any savings?”

A: “Yes, I do.”

Sorry for nitpicking, but that question kinda hurt my eyes 👀

Answers this online and marks themselves for the scammers and diggers.
Nope
Broke as a joke.

Does toenail clippings count?

Yup, I am kind of anal about having money stashed away.

Yes. I have to know I can pay my bills for a while or I panic.

No, just debts

I'm a compulsive saver. That was true when I was 10 and it still is now.

About $5 in loose change on my dresser

{@jobara] yes i have some cash

Yes, my retirement fund.

Some, but not a lot...

Some but not a lot.

No. It’s been depleted.

Yup.

Yes

Yes🙏

Yes.

some.

I'm always saving for a rainy day, but every time it rains, I spend what I put away.

Yep I do

Yep.

Yes

Do chocolate coins count?