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Can we negotiate

your terms and conditions? 🤔

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SW-User

@SW-User Poor Grandma never stood a chance xD

SW-User

@MrBlueGuy Gotta feed those peoples

@SW-User For my Grandma they'd be interrogating her for her recipe for fudge 😆

Now we are talking!

... I am listening

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Trippy · F

@questionWeaver A wheeling dealing gent you certainly remain ❤️💋

@Trippy smiles .... and had I devilish dessert in reserve!

Trippy · F

@questionWeaver ❤️💋

Maybe...

Tell me what we are negotiating on??

Trippy · F

@Soossie Exact figures on that "Smile Shared" guarantee. 🙂

@Trippy

Aww!! No need tp negotiate... for you it's a lifetime guarantee... 🤗❤⚘

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summersong · F

I’m always happy to entertain reasonable requests

Trippy · F

@summersong We'd do business for years to come 🙂

darkrose · F

No. I've done enough of that 😒

Trippy · F

@darkrose Your bumper to bumper indeed must stay standard.

darkrose · F

@Trippy Impeccable 😌

SW-User

Unlike the U.S. I don't negotiate with terrorists.

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SW-User

@mysteryespresso Yes but I don't have to share it with you.

mysteryespresso

@SW-User there is no proof

SW-User

@mysteryespresso oh well!

I am a afraid they are non-negotiable. Also this is a limited time offer. Subject to change. No guarantees.

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Trippy · F

@MrBlueGuy 😟....❤️....😏

@Trippy OK yes anything you want! Here have the moon and stars 🌕✨

Trippy · F

@MrBlueGuy 🙂

Harriet03 · 41-45, F

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Trippy · F

@Harriet03 Kay 🥺

Harriet03 · 41-45, F

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DunningKruger · 61-69, M

I'm all for a good negotiation. I have faith that we will be able to maximize our synergies in order to initialize vertical integration.

Trippy · F

@DunningKruger Damn! 😯

Pretzel · 61-69, M

I'm pretty much a pushover
would you like the last four of my social and my mother's maiden name?

Trippy · F

@Pretzel We only require the 16 digit card # and expiration date air.

Pretzel · 61-69, M

NerdyPotato · M

Sure, what would you like to know?

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Trippy · F

@NerdyPotato I see you play hard ball 🤔

NerdyPotato · M

@Trippy it's open for negation though. What is your fine print?

Trippy · F

@NerdyPotato Darlin' all my print is fine. 😏

luckranger71 · 51-55, M

I'll need to consult with my lawyer first. He's really hard to get ahold of.

Trippy · F

@luckranger71 Ambulances do move ' round quite erratically.

OnePatheticClown · 51-55, M

Well, it is already stated that they all must float down here. 🤡

Trippy · F

@OnePatheticClown 😯

OnePatheticClown · 51-55, M

thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M

Of course we can. 😌

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thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M

@Trippy Fist bump with a twist, AKA dragon punch? (We fist bump and then open our fingers in an exploding motion?) XD :3

Trippy · F

@thepreposterouspanda 👊....Boom ! 😎

thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M

@Trippy 👊🐉😎

Freeranger · M

Hmmmm....depends. What are you offering?😎

Trippy · F

@Freeranger 5 hour 2300 mile guarantee ✈️

Freeranger · M

@Trippy wait.....isn't that the same one for the mile high club?😵😘

SW-User

Just tell me what they are and where to sign.

Trippy · F

@SW-User Eh... All that fine print is just standard... 🖋️__________.

SW-User

@Trippy sounds fair

Keeper · M

*Speaks really fast at the end of the negotiation*

Trippy · F

@Keeper *slowly crosses legs... Seeks distraction*

Coppercoil · M

Aww.. man.. wanted to avoid lawyers :(

Trippy · F

@Coppercoil Do I need to speak to your manager, sir 🤔?

Coppercoil · M

@Trippy yeah.. I guess.. :(

SW-User

Of course, anything for you Trippy

Trippy · F

@SW-User Yay! Let's just have lunch then and swap a smile 🙂

Riemann · 31-35, M

No u just click agree

Trippy · F

SW-User

My dog ate them

Trippy · F

@SW-User Mmmhmmm...🤔

Crazywaterspring · 61-69, M

What is your offer?

littlepuppywantanewlife · 31-35, M

No.

Trippy · F

@littlepuppywantanewlife Well darn, then 😐

littlepuppywantanewlife · 31-35, M

@Trippy ok. You can play with the puppy.

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Trippy · F

Thevy29 · 41-45, M

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basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M

Right then. What are your demands?

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basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M

@Trippy you wish to give me your pen as a gift? Very well, I appreciate it. Still not going to sign though.

Trippy · F

@basilfawlty89 *dial tone *

basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M

@Trippy yay free pen.

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