Police joke, sortaOfficer responded to a call and old lady shot her husband for stepping on freshly mop floor officer radios the call in, well have you arrested the woman yet? No I haven’t. The floors are still wet.😂
If I leave my boyfriend, can I crash on your couch 🛋️I'll let you babysit while I clear out your fridge and cry. What a deal.
Minority rule! Yeah, Minority rule! Poll (0) See Poll OptionsNobody knows why, but it's beating the rest of us to a pulp!
This was funnyMy neighbor was outside revving his motorcycle, so I looked out the window, and his wife hopped off one of those three wheeler motorcycles, and it kept going and smashed into her Mustang, hahaha.
I just can`t wait for warm weather....My wife is furious at our neighbour who sunbathes topless in her backyard. Personally, I`m on the fence.
"are you tired of your old knives too dull to make the cut?" As a kid, I vaguely remember a scene like this from a commercial and I thought it was the most hilarious thing ever *Struggles and fails to cut a bread loaf with a door stopper*
Redneck word of the day fetusWe had a company meeting and I got hungry and I said when you gonna fetus?
Employment, joke, kind ofI asked my boss why he only hired married men. He said we are used to taking orders and being yelled at😂
Marriage jokeA woman was laying in bed and said to her husband make me scream with one finger, so he poked me in the eye!!!
Genie in a bottle jokeI found a genie in a bottle. He granted me ten wishes I said wait I thought it was three? The genie said well all the trouble you’re in you’re gonna need 10.
Good Samaritan, not really jokeI senior lady had her credit card declined at the grocery store so I helped her out it took longer than I thought putting her groceries back
Traffic, citation, joke, kind ofA cop pulled me over for speeding I said, can I get a warning he said you’ll get a warning when pigs fly I answered you on helicopters don’t you?