I have jury duty tomorrow

I'm sure if they believe you to be mentally ill they won't want you..

Aren't you a smurf?

I've found that having a fake "seizure" when they're considering works pretty well. Pretending you have Tourettes Syndrome isn't a bad call either. And it's fun.

Do a little reading on something known as 'jury nullification'. most juries are told that they are to judge only the facts of the case and that the judge will rule on the law. Juries are not completely bound by this fairly recent interpretation. The jury has the "power" (I picked that word for a reason) to act contrary to the law. The jury has the 'right' to exercise that power and the moral obligation to do so when the law requires an unjust result from a conviction. Look it up a bit and tell anything like that to a judge and the chance of you ever sitting on a jury is vanishingly small!

Tell them you are a racist cunt and think if someone is in court then they must be guilty

Let them know you are a serial killer

Just don't answer any questions 😅😅

Tell them you voted for Trump. That automatically tells them you have a low IQ and will most likely call every bit of evidence presented to you "fake".

Just tell them you don't feel comfortable sitting in judgement of someone.

Put on a stupid act, dress like a slob, and answer all questions as you don't think they want them answered.

Just with the flow. Its a good experience.

Bring a gun to the courthouse.

Tell them you know the guy.. he’s awesome

Good luck. Sounds dreadful. 🤦