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gregloa · 61-69, M
Flat tires, alarm didn’t go off , ran out of gas, car wouldn’t start, had to pick up kids, alcoholic dad is in hospital for the fifth time, grandma died for the third time, gotta go to dr. to get knee checked and the most recent excuse I’ve heard, alcoholic uncle is having surgery on his head because he fell drunk and it got worse have to be with family.
Notanymore · 36-40, M
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
They might tell me that's a crap excuse 😜@Notanymore
Notanymore · 36-40, M
@pennynoodles because you can't see your ass coming to work?
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
lololol but can the sun still shine out of it?@Notanymore
4meAndyou · F
Horrible contagious case of pink eye, given to you over the weekend by your pussy eyed little nephew or niece. Chemist was not open on the holiday so you were not able to use the antibiotic cream. 😂
You have to prepare for the hurricane. Sure it might be on the other side of the pond from you, but you never know if it might head your way!
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Now that's a good idea. @FigNewton
Hmmm..that's a good one..How about you were shanghaied by pirates? Or kidnapped by ninjas???
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I like those. Particularly the ninja one. Could you perhaps arrange for it to really happen for me, save me having to think about what to wear tomorrow.@MrBlueGuy
@pennynoodles Yeah no problem it can be a brazen daylight kidnapping if you want to make it more believable..and then you will be dropped off back at the pickup point a few days later. If for some reason it's thwarted by the police just say you signed up for one of those kinky fantasy kidnap roleplay things.
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
You are following the Julian calendar and term is still 11 days away.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I can tell you're an ex-teacher.@TheSirfurryanimalWales
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
@pennynoodlesif you were still in Wales you would have been back two days ago.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
And looking sheepish?😜@TheSirfurryanimalWales
MarineBob · 56-60, M
At our age a meeting with a retirement advisor Always works
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
You have to go to a family reunion until Sunday?
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Think I'd rather work lololol@Eddiesolds
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@pennynoodles Hahahaha ! This is funny!
SW-User
Sister in the hospital. Have to watch her kids
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Grandkids more like!@SW-User
It’s you “Mental Health” day off.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Trouble is, we've just had 5 weeks off. @CereBellum
@pennynoodles Then you’re kinda SOL.
basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M
You feel too lazy.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I don't think they would accept that one.@basilfawlty89