What original excuse could I use in order to NOT return to work tomorrow?

Flat tires, alarm didn’t go off , ran out of gas, car wouldn’t start, had to pick up kids, alcoholic dad is in hospital for the fifth time, grandma died for the third time, gotta go to dr. to get knee checked and the most recent excuse I’ve heard, alcoholic uncle is having surgery on his head because he fell drunk and it got worse have to be with family.